When Browneyes Go Bad
When proper procedure is not followed, errors and injury can ensue.
Too Late: Poor communication and preparation lead to this photo being taken too late as the pants are already up. The focus was not locked before the pants drop occurred so the camera was slow. This is very unfortunate given the difficulty of this browneye due to large crowds.
The same shot taken by a second camera man from behind the grassy knoll. Note that although the second cameraman was faster, he did not compose the shot properly and hence the browneye is obscured and the shot is out of focus. This could have been an awesome photo.
Sometimes liberties can be taken with pose, but this shot although very funny, shows disregard for safety, quick get away and artistic value.
Underwear: Although comfortable when tight, it can be cumbersome to pull down quickly, and it is recommended to not wear underwear when speed is of the essence.
Anal preparation is important so all tissue paper and fecal material should be removed before browneyeing.
Poor group support has lead to this browneye at my 10 year reunion being upstaged by Frank’s finger …although he has shown impeccable finger placement.
Although it is commendable to browneye from a sunroof at a drive through fast food place, the picture almost fails as the butt barely comes into view. Better preparation could have included wearing higher heels to get higher, or bending further over.
Injuries
Abdominal stabiliser exercises and back and hamstring flexibility is important to avoid injuries. I have a L5/S1 disc prolapse due to poor back condition as seen on my CT scan on the left. Spondylolithesis or slippage of one or more vertebra can also occur.